Q's Jook Joint Intro
(from Q's Jook Joint)
LL COOL J: the jook joint, the jook joint, the jook joint, the jook joint
JAMES MOODY: (seat jodeling)
STEVIE WONDER: hey !!
FUNKMASTER FLEX: man !!
LESTER YOUNG: i talk nasty, you know
BRANDY: Heavy D don't like that
BILLY ECKSTEIN: if it hadn't been for me, Quincy wouldn't have made it
DIZZY GILLESPIE: nobody knows the trouble i've seen
MARLON BRANDO: Leroy, L-e-r-o-y
CHARLIE WILSON: hey, hey, hey
BARRY WHITE: i hear ya
CHAKA KHAN: this here is Q's Jook Joint, isn't it ??
TÖNE LÖC: yeah
QUEEN LATIFAH: Q's Jook Joint ??
STEVIE WONDER: no, i don't need nobody to drive me home
TÖNE LÖC: yeah
RAY CHARLES: whoo !!
FUNKMASTER FLEX: fever in the funkhouse
COKO: sho's is happenin' y'all
RAY CHARLES: racing with the moon
GREG PHILLINGANES: no man, really i assure you, my brother just dropped off
SIEDAH GARRETT, PATTY AUSTIN, WILL WHEATON, MERVYN WARREN: is you is, or is you ain't ??
LL COOL J: no diga-dee, no doubt
CHAKA KHAN: let's go
SARAH VAUGHAN: i don't know what the hell i was doin'
STEVIE WONDER: everybody knows i always come her, always come here
MILES DAVIS: my name is Miles Davis
GLORIA ESTEFAN: hello, hello, hello
LELEE: ah, you know i like to be freaked, baby
BARRY WHITE: where freaks meet
TÖNE LÖC: don't you know who's gonna be there tonight ??
CHARLIE PARKER: we used to have jam sessions. Miles Davis was there... Max... Tommy Potter
RAY CHARLES: let's go, i got to go, i gotta go
STEVIE WONDER: uh-uh-uh, Q's Jook Joint and me are down with each other... we know each
other
LELEE: bump and grind
GREG PHILLINGANES: i...i ain't drunk
FUNKMASTER FLEX: Quincy Jones got soul
STEVIE WONDER: i'm always hangin' out there
FUNKMASTER FLEX: aye
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL: yo yo, hold on, hold on, hold on
CHAKA KHAN: what ??
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL: if you ain't got no ID, you can't feel the funk of this jook joint
STEVIE WONDER: are you blind or somethin' ??
CHAKA KHAN: yeah, i got ID, what do ya mean ??
BARRY WHITE: n...n...n...n...n...no
STEVIE WONDER: i don't need no identification, my face is my ID
BONO: can i get in here ??
GREG PHILLINGANES: hold up man, i got credentials
CHAKA KHAN: uh-uh, oh no, don't try it honey. i'll bet i'll put my foot where our butt's
feelin' it
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL: excuse me, baby girl
STEVIE WONDER: tell him it's Steve, just tell him it's Steve
GREG PHILLINGANES: oh man, you know what ??
CHAKA KHAN: oh no honey, you ain't nothin' but somethin' to do
DIZZY GILLESPIE: that's how music should sound
STEVIE WONDER: hey Q, Q !!
KID CAPRI: Q's Jook Joint is now in full effect, all the ladies in the house, all
the fellas in the house, everybody's job is to sit back, relax and have a good time, and
let the good times roll !!!
FUNKMASTER FLEX: Funkmaster Flex,do what ya gotta do, you know what i'm sayin' ??,
big shout to my man, Stevie Wonder, Bono's in full effect, Ray Charles, big band
flavor, you know what i'm sayin', let the good times roll, ahh-ight
KID CAPRI: i am the Kid Capri, and i'm up here with Stevie Wonder, i got Bono
checkin' in, i got Ray Charles coolin' out, i got Q's big band jumpin' off
FUNKMASTER FLEX: do what you gotta do