Gonna Eat For Christmas
(duet with Rosie O'Donnell)

don't want tinsel dough on bows ~ don't want Rudolph's shinny nose ~ gonna eat for Christmas ~
from my diet I will stray ~ but I'll work out the next day (oh, I'm shocked) ~ gonna eat for Christmas ~

it's a time for giving ~ Won't you give me mashed-potatoes and ham ~ It's a time for sharing ~
are you gonna polish off those yams? ~
you mean these? ~ Ro? ~ yes, I am ~

I'd don't say this to be nice ~ i'll have more black beans and rice (I know you love those) ~ gonna eat for Christmas ~

at the family shindig ~ gonna be the Christmas pig ~ but I'll leave some room ~ I'll plan to eat quite a buffet ~ please don't throw a way that left over food ~ Santa, gave us some advice to be nauty's very nice ~ coz when your stuffed it'll always feel like Christmas to you ~

aw, that was exhausting ~ aw we gotta break now ~ oh ya ~ I'm so hungry Glo, what you got ~ put down that sandwich ~ no, do you have anything for me ~ you can't eat now ~ I can eat this ~ no, no there's no time ~ how much time we got ~
we're almost.. your gonna sing now ~ let me.. just wait.. i can swallow, you take the first one ~ have some water for godsake ~ I'll join ya, go ~

there's a twinkle in my eye ~ for a piece of pumpkin pie ~ gonna eat for Christmas ~ if I eat one more suflea ~ i won't fit in Santa's sleigh ~ I'll be filled with gloom ~

to face the scale the next day ~ it's no holiday, we'll sing a different tune (you know it) ~ take advantage while we may ~
let's pig out on Christmas day ~ coz when your stuffed it'll always feel like Christmas to you ~

that was fun ~ woo ~ Ya ~

did you know there's a candy machine in the lobby? ~ huh ~ No, it's there, you want me to go ~ I can't believe you